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"Reading through this virtual toast, I was reminded of the Ray Bradbury story, “I Sing the Body Electric”, in which a family orders a robot grandmother to take care of them. She’s perfectly calibrated to their every need, down to adjusting her robot face to look a little more like who she’s baking cookies for at the moment. Gentleman — if you really are with a person who expresses their selfhood primarily in enhancing the idea of how awesome you are, check that she’s a lady and not a robot."

— How Not to Congratulate Your Ex on Her Wedding Day

Ohio to Minnesota Time Lapse (by Dave Lucius)

"All of this is to say that I never necessarily aspired to be a copy editor. I enjoyed the experience—seriously, your job is to sit and read articles—but when my day-camp counselor asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up, I did not tell her that I hoped one day to correct who-whom mix-ups or determine whether “faucetry” was a real, dictionary-approved word. I told her I wanted to be a princess."

— What It’s Really Like To Be A Copy Editor - The Awl

I’m not so much a baby person, but this is awesome. Mila’s Daydreams, “While my baby is taking her nap, I try to imagine her dream and capture it.”

"Dear Beezus, I’m sorry you’ve been turned into a teen-Disney Lolita with a romantic interest in Henry Huggins. That’s not who you are."

— Letters With Character: Beverly Cleary | Ramona Forever | 1984

From a pretty awesome set of Scott Pilgrim development images uploaded by Bryan Lee O’Malley
scott_pilgrim_promo_comic (by radiomaru)

"I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by brevity, over-connectedness, emotionally starving for attention, dragging themselves through virtual communities at 3 am,"

— McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Tweet.

If Movie Titles Were Honest | Cracked.com

"a 5’ 4” woman gets 60 more contacts each year than a six-footer"

— The Big Lies People Tell In Online Dating « OkTrends

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