July 2009
167 posts
June 2009
131 posts
Apparently bratty older kid at the park does not care that Max likes pokeman, breaking Liam’s 4-year-old heart. #thinkingabouttrippinghim
support a MN web startup. trying to get > 100 facebook fans to grab a friendly url. please fan (and RT). http://is.gd/1igPW (via @malbiniak)
Tibbles asked if they could have brains for snack since Michael Jackson turned them into Zombies.
I hope T-Paw’s on his way to sign that Senate certificate, we need Al in Washington and Norm to go somewhere else.
Chapped my hide, literally. Curses to the sun’s damaging rays and my lack of sunscreen.
I have mastered the art of making monster cookies from scratch. Confident I can conquer any recipe requiring an entire stick of butter
Racing to get my work done so the Tibbles and I can go hang at the park where I hope to finish reading What Would Keith Richards Do?
Getting crap for wearing a Twins shirt. Apparently Rock & Roll bookclubers cannot handle such bold fashion statements
Rocking the guacamole, margaritas, and Michael Jackson playlist at Rock & Roll bookclub
Holy crap are The Tibbles excited for their sleepover at The Kimball’s tonight.
“Oh tartar sauce, I just saw a highote [coyote]!” Nolan while at the top of the jungle gym
Scenes from a Childhood: A Photo Essay →
Since y’all seemed to really enjoy the Michael Jackson pages from my childhood scrapbook, I thought I would share the rest of the…
Listening to Kari and Amandahugnkiss’ Ben swap South Dakota stories. Time for another Surly
Rocking the old school Leinenkugels
The only thing between me and a Surly is getting dressed, and here I lay…
Watching Amandahugnkiss’ Ben give @Ericka a field sobriety test. She failed
It felt like 1985 up in this place, the Tibbles & I watching videos on MTV all day waiting for them to play Thriller.
He was the first one who was special in my heart →
I had a poster of this image that hung in my bedroom. I kissed it every night before bed and after applying bubblegum-flavored Lip Smackers lipgloss. If you looked…
“Feels a little cliche” is my way of sugarcoating a critique.
My Michael Jackson poster had a grease stain on its lips where I kissed it every night before bed, after applying bubblegum lipgloss
Laying in bed editing stories for tonight’s class with Paco sleeping on my left foot #unemployedlife
Selena Gomez as Beezus in the movie version? Beezus is supposed to be nerdy & gawky, not a Disney star.
I had a special spot in my heart for Charlie’s Angels, even tried to con my mom into naming my youngest sister Sabrina. RIP Farrah Fawcett.
You’d think Maureen Orth might have some sympathy for Jackson, considering what she went through when Tim Russert died last year.
Liam, 4, is explaining to me how even though Ring of Fire guy died we still have his song, and we still have Michael Jackson’s songs too
Nolan’s angry vampire tattoo (self drawn) http://yfrog.com/1lr46j
The new, super sexy, double-antennaed wireless router has fixed my problems. Can’t wait to see if I still suffer from the 3 o’clock drops
I really need an intern who wouldn’t mind being paid in cookies & Diet Coke with Lime.
This is why writers shove their heads in the oven. Look at this Fucking Hipster nabs a book deal: http://bit.ly/ZCMGU
Introducing the Tibbles to chicken in a biskit http://yfrog.com/5sk3pj
Every Kodachrome story I stumble upon reminds me of 8th grade band when everyone called me JodaChrome while we tried to learn the song
Reading “Stars of Motown Shine Bright” for the 88th time. Not a complaint, reading Julie Orringer makes me heart happy.
Broke cardinal rule of writing #68, answered a ringing phone while on a roll. Damn me.
Gin & Tonic, I love you.
Trying to explain to @mydarlingcurse why Ethan Canin is the hottest man on the planet
Passed the @the_nerdery torch over to @mtonak. He compared it to Leno handing over the Tonight Show to Conan. I said I’d rather be Carson.
Oh Bravo, why must your reality TV shows be so trashy and delectable?
Easily amused by my 10-year-old nephew “liking” someone’s Facebook status update that just says “Fuck. This.”
Sam Beckett just taught Michael Jackson the moonwalk in 1961, incase you were wondering #todayonquantumleap
“Aunt Jodi, I just made a magical arm fart! It was awesome,” Nolan.
If I had $1 for every time the Tibbles watched Scooby Doo & The Ghoul School, I could buy the world a Coke and keep it company
I always cry at the part where John Lennon dies in Mr. Holland’s Opus.
My horoscope (Gemini) told me that today I would “write the Tweet that shakes the world.” I suspect it is not this one.
And suddenly I found myself deeply engaged in "Too... →
Apparently this, the longest “day” of the year was meant for doing nothing more taxing than making fried rice and shoveling it into my gaping maw. I’m not sure where the day went. I know at one…
Have decided @wearephoenix is the perfect music to listen to while editing poorly-translated Software Installation documents
I get great joy when upon revealing my age people gasp in shock. Hooray for young genes.
Learning about ASS degrees,which are apparently real things.
I call it Ziggy, after the computer in Quantum... →
Do you ever get so busy doing stuff that you stop, look around and realize that an entire week (or realistically month) has passed when you weren’t looking? It’s been four weeks since I lost my…
It’s here! I named him Ziggy after the computer Al talks to in Quantum Leap. I’m sure iPhone 6GS will allow for holographic transportation